rebby whispers: u look like ur gonna murder someone holy shit

fun fact: that is my natural resting face when i am at school. i don’t even want to murder anyone! i’m just a tired frick ;0

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

sassy-shiny-ivysaur:

why does literally everyone in the gravity falls fandom right now want to fuck the illuminati dorito 

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an amateur

orumenkoruben:

please help me i look 700x cuter w/ this hairstyle

a selfie from my graphic design class (i am so tired of school)

BREAKING: Protests continue after a week hiatus in Ferguson. Live updates are returning.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

hotsenator:

hotsenator:

my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..” 

now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”

yanlikesgold:

What the hell England

airinn:

trying to motivate myself to draw today

unknowncreativityy:

Really bored doodles, I made myself feel really down honestly. I think I might just head off to sleep. But I think his full names Kai Yun, I don’t know how you’d write it but that’s his name.

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